Saturday, December 24, 2016

Update 24th December - Christmas Eve

Hello ho ho ho and welcome to Tadhg TV! 

Christmas Eve

• RTE 1 
Home Alone 
Well Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without this absolute classic 'a comedy about a 10 year old left in the house where he takes on 2 bungling robbers with proper slapstick comedy galore!

• Tv3 
Blankety Blank 
A very welcome return for this quiz show which contestants have to guess the celebrity's answers the new host is the brilliant David Williams who we all love and in my opinion is more than capable of stepping into the massive presenting shoes of Terry Wogan!

Christmas Day

• BBC 1 
3;10 pm
The massive Disney movie is making it's debut on TV and I'm sure it will get a very warm reception from kids young and old!

• RTE 1 
Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas Special 
It's the mother of all Christmas special filled with one-liners and fun for all the family!
Steamin days (Miller time)

• BBC 1 7pm
The Great Christmas Bake Off
Bake off is back with a few Christmas treats and you can judge who has the best mince pies
(yak yak yak )

• RTE 1 9:35
Well it's one of the best irish movies in recent years and it's starring Boyle's own Chris O'Dowd


• BBC 1  6:30
Revolting rhymes 
Roald Dahl's fantastic take on classic  nursery rhymes are brought to life by  the best Britain has to offer! 

• Network 2 9pm
The hobbit  the desolation of smaug
Well of you like The Lord Of The Rings you would want to make a 'Hobbit' of watching this movie!

• Channel 5 7pm
Worlds strongest man 
Another festive favourite is watching the worlds strongest man ! 
No needs for any of these boys to have the AA as if their car breaks down they can push it to the nearest garage themselves 

• BBC1 9:20 
Give my head peace the farce awakens 
Another return and it's northern Ireland's favourite family including the man himself Uncle Andy! 


• RTE1 1:40 
Grumpy old men 
This comedy stars jack lemmon and Walter Matthau as bickering neighbours! 

• TV3  9pm
Goggle box 
Highlights of the surprise hit of year gogglebox Ireland features all your favourites 


• Channel 4 7pm
Noel's sell or swap live 
This is the new show fronted by Noel Edmonds well channel 4 gave him a few options and it was up to noël himself to say deal or no deal!

• BBC 1 8:30
Captain america the winter soldier 
It's a MARVELious  movie this with captain America who aims to save Americas from evil I reckon we could certainly do with him at the moment!


There is going to be Maximum drama on the square this Christmas! 
Phil Mitchell wants a liver for Christmas but will he get one in time!
Will the New Year's Day wedding end happily ever after ha I doubt it very much!

Coronation street 
You Betters be ready  for a  surprise return to the cobblers Christmas Day!
Peter and nick have a fight maybe because nick told me it was closing time! 
I've  a Pheelan it wouldn't be a happy Christmas for some residents!

That's it for this week 
Remember on Christmas Day turn off the TV for a while and spend time with your family and friends because that's what Christmas is really about!

Wishing you all a very happy Christmas 
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Friday, December 9, 2016

Update 10th December

Tv3 8pm
X factor 
It's the final weekend but unfortunately it's not the final final 
This year's winner will join all the previous winners that noone can remember

Rte 1 6:35
Ireland's Fittest Family
This is the best show rte have on at the moment which isn't saying much really!

Sky 1 8pm
This is a super week for fans of superheros because all supermen and ladies are appearing in all 4 shows at 8pm monday to Thursday sky one

Tv3 ,7:30
The Royal Variety Performance 
Well the best of British take the stage including Gary barlow  and robbie williams will entertain you!

BBC 1 9,pm 
Henry the 8th Wives
This show is about the wivesof Henry the 8th and will answer the question - where was Ann bowlynn beheaded 
Answer ... just below the neck haha!! 

BBC 1 9pm
The Apprentice
It's the interview stage already and all Irish eyes will be on "Gran ya" (the way the narrator pronounces her name)

Channel 4 8pm
Alan Carr's Happy Hour 
Alan Carr is full of crack in this new show  there is full of fun.rte were going to do a show called ray Darcy,s happy hour but there wasn't enough Prozac available


Phil Mitchell is getting more like homer Simpson every week Sharon said they are all behind him she forgot to say each one with a knife to stab him in the back
Now lee carter and his work colleges from the call centre organised s robbery so obviously not get didn't  get their Christmas bonus 
Patrick Truman proved his was a true gentleman this week

That's it for this week 
Enjoy the weekend and I must say Boyle is looking class and the lights are lovely 
All the best as always 

Saturday, November 26, 2016

Update 26th November

Welcome to Tadhg tv gang
Here are  this week's TV highlights and one or 2 lowlights too

BBC  1 7pm  Strictly
Well it's Saturday night so it's time to be entertained and it's 2 dances tonight's  so there will be a lot of (Ed)balls

RTE 1 Know the score 8:30
If you remember know your sport you know the score about this new sports quiz

Monday 9:35
Joe Dolan
I said I would include this programme as you all know there is no show like a Joe Show!

Sky action 8pm
The force awakens
Before you all skywalk your way to see the new star wars movie in the cinema in a few weeks!  I recommend you force yourself to watch this cracker of a movie you will not be disappointed!

Syfy 10pm
The Exorcist
This is based on the hit horror movie well I'll tell you one thing the standard of acting in it is horrific

Thursday  9pm
The Young Pope
In this show Jude law is appointed pope who all father ted fans know is gods representative in earth!  a young pope  these days would be a man in his 70s

BBC 1 9:30
Walliams and Friends
National treasure David (i'm a lady) Walliams is back on tip top form with sketches guests and fun! Proper good old fashioned comedy


Coronation Street
I wonder will Les Dennis be buried or cremated our survey says.
Tracey was surprised that Daniels mother Denise was not in his flat I wasn't be sure I knew she was married to Zak Dingle in emmerdale.
Pat was pheelan guilty and confessed to all so come on Eileen get rid.

Phil Mitchell actually smiled in EastEnders tonight and it wasn't because he spotted a bottle of vodka.
Lee and Whitney's marriage is on the rocks well a marriage for a month in EastEnders is some achievement ...Patrick displayed he was a true man

That's it for this week
Stay in out of the cold and have a hot whiskey on the cold night but don't drink it straight Peter Barlow style
All the best

Saturday, November 19, 2016

Update 19th November

Welcome one and all to Tadhg TV 

Itv 8,pm
The X Factor 
This is the perfect Saturday night TV show but who would have thought that Honey G still in the computation is not  the biggest shock result of  the year 

BBC 8pm
Planet Earth 2 
This is real treat presented by the legend himself ! Class scenery and class animals what more would ya want!

BB2 10pm
Two Doors Down 
This is season  2 of this great Scottish comedy remember for subtitles press 888

Monaco vs Spurs 
This is the big  one I am Kane to see how Spurs get on this week

E4 8:30
The Big  Bang Theory
One of the best sitcoms is back  in this new season and all the gang are in great form especially the main  man himself Sheldon

BBC 8pm
Who do you think you are 
It's show is back again and the opening episode is Dwyer but it will be good

Rte 1 8:30
Pat Shortts entertainment from d'telly
Pat is trawling the rte vault's to bring you the best crack from all the rte show so obviously Ryan Tubs will not feature

Mas leave the square and said to Jane to be happy and her married to Ian beale! 
Lee Carter is under pressure but he is married for a full week which is some achievement in 

Amy was getting ready for the school nativity and asked Ronnie and Roxy what a
virgin is! The 2 girls looks at one another because non of them could remembe

That's it for this week 
All the best 

Friday, November 11, 2016

Update 11th November

Sky Arts  9pm
The 50th annual cmas
Well anyone working 9 to 5 will watch this!

Itv 9pm
I'm a Celebrity
Well  the celebrities  are in Oz and the it's going to be a good one for sure ! I love  the bush tucker triials and the real stars are the cheeky chappy themselves ant and dec I was asked to go in it but they couldn't afford me!

Network ,2 
Bridget and Eamon
It's back to the 80s with these two they are great crack and full of Irish humour & everyone who remembers the 80s in Ireland will be able to connect to it

Sky hits
Independence Day 
Here is an absolute classic movie about what would happen if aliens tried to invade earth well they would probably take one look at Trump and take pity on us

The tonight show with Jimmy Fallon
Well this is a nightly US chat show which  shown in the UK the night after its on in the States with proper good guest stars and fun games! It's better crack then the Late Late!

Legends of Tomorrow 
This is a super show featuring loads of super heroes. It's the best comic book based show on tv at the moment and the world  could do with a superhero or  the moment


BBC one 7 pm
Children In Need
Annual telethon which will not be the same without the legend that is Terry Wogan,!

That's it for this  week 
All the best 

Saturday, November 5, 2016

Update 5th November

Welcome to another Tadhg tv the place to be

Saturday RTE 1 6:35
This is supposed to be one of the best kids film ever made and it's full of the best of British actors so you will have bear with I!

Sunday RTE 1 6:35
Ireland's Fittest Family
Well I was going to apply for this myself but I felt out of breath walking from the sofa to the car so I decided against it.

Monday Network 2 10:30
Rubber Bandits Guide
This new comedy featuring Limerick's finest it will be good crack when they were in the studio they were not allowed to bring animals in, so do they had to leave the horse outside,!

Tuesday 9:30
Living with Lucy
This week one of Ireland's top comedians graces us with his presence I wonder who it will be!

Wednesday 10pm
Crazy Heads
This is a brilliant comedy it reminded me a lot of my favourite tTV show Misfits

Thursday 9:30
Anchorman 2
This is the fun sequel to the hit movie find out how Ron and the gang get on when they start working for a 24 hour news network

Friday 8:30
Citizen Khan
This hit sitcom is back and in top form it's a proper good old fashion sitcom with lots of laughs


It's been a big week on the square Lee and Whitney are getting married and in true EastEnders fashion it will all end happy ever after Ben was upset when Phil wrote him out of the will but then what's 100% of nothing

That's Its for this week
All the best Tiger 

Friday, October 28, 2016

Update 28th October

TV 3 8pm
X factor
It's a scary Halloween Spacial tonight the real scary thing is that Honey G is still in the contest

Channel 4 9pm
I'm delighted to see the return of this fantastic show. It's about robots who are domestics but they are starting to uprise which will be great to watch!

Sky 1
Supergirl 8pm
Well this super show is back and looks like there is also a super guest star!

Comedy Central 8pm
The middle
Well the family sitcom is not great I suppose you could see it's middling!

Wednesday 9pm
Sci Fi
The Excerist
Well this is a TV take on the biggest horror movie ever made! This show will certainly turn a few heads!

RTE 2 9:30
Stop Hammer back again and the Boyle boy himself Mr O'Dowd is in it!

BBC 1 22:35
The Blame Game
This brilliant panel show from the north is back and in top form! It's really funny. It's better than the Late Late Show which really isn't saying much I supposes !


Coronation Street
Kevin told girlfriend Anna he would bring her to the bistro when she gets out of hospital which is owned by the brother of the person who put her In hospital in the first place Ken Barlow is In hospital I wonder is the actor getting full pay! Both Sarah Louise and her daughter have fallen for the same man! I hate when that happens!

Fair City
The girls kidnapper is being revealed - who is it and who cared at this stage! Oisin has got dad Paul's best quantities aggression and being a ladies man!

Kim is not doing great with the driving but I can't really talk Well Lee Carter's stag is on and what could go wrong knowing Eastenders scriptwriters ... EVERYTHING !!

That's it for this week

Enjoy the bank holiday weekend and don't forget to support and pay a visit to the fantastic pubs in this fine town of boyle! 

Friday, October 21, 2016

Update 21st October

Welcome to another fun filled edition of Tadhg TV !

Saturday ITV 8pm
X factor
As much as I love to give out about this show, this year's X factor is one of the best years I've seen in a while and believe me it has nothing to do with the return of Louis Walsh.

Man United vs Chelsea
This is going to be a cracker of a game! It certainly will be the Special one!

Monday Fx 9 pm
The Waking Dead
Its back again and the big question will be answered and can all walkers make sure they are home by 9pm otherwise will miss out!

Sky Atlantic 9pm
This year has been a great year for New TV and this is going to become an instant classic! It's based on the classic movie and the TV show is the best in the westworld!

BBC 1 8pm
Bake Off final
this is the final bake off final on the BBC and the last one with Mel (nudge nudge) and Sue ( wink wink) I for one am getting behind Andrew the Ginger Ninja!

Dave 9:40
This new comedy Is a spoof of Lord of the Rings so I will make a 'hobbit' of watching it every week!

BBC 2 10pm
This show is back but with a different in that the Fry guy is gone and been replaced by Sandi  which I think is quite interesting!


Fair City
The girl is locked in cellar it could be worst she could be living with TYommy Dillon!
Paul is having an affair again

Coronation street
David's doing dodgy driving.
Ken Barlow had a stroke and the actor who plays his son had a stroke of luck when he was asked to return to the cobblers

Kim driving skills are nearly good as mine!
I don't know why Kathy is concerned that Ben is giving Phil a liver one of the conditions is Phil must remain sober for 6 months lol

Well this week was brilliant It was car crash TV!
It started with a funeral on Monday night but whose was it?
Ashley forgot his daughter's name but remembers where the keys of the cars were and how to drive it!

Thanks it for this week
All the best

Saturday, October 15, 2016

Update 15th October

Welcome to Tadhg TV

BBC 6:30
Strictly Come Dancing
Yes a reality TV show about the contestants not the judges and Irish people are getting behind Laura Whitmore and I'd certainly give her one (if I was a judge on the show)

Channel 4 9pm
The Crystal Maze
This 90s favourite is back as a one off but if we watch it, it will be back fully! I liked the original presenter because the presenter had the same hairstyle as myself!

Sky living
Criminal minds 9 pm
This criminally good show is back and it's not easily watched because like the Boyle Scouts it's intense (in tents) at times!

BBC 1 9pm
Ordinary Lies
This is a great comedy drama about a group of people who work together but after work they all live very different life's each episode focuses on a different person! BBC is the home of good comedy and drama to be fair!

Rte 2 7pm
Campions League Live
It's the big one tonight Barcelona versus man shity It will be great if Barca win I personally think it will be a Messi game.

Dave 9pm
Red Dwarf X1
It's great to see that super comedy set in space back with all your favourites back which means Fun fun fun

Channel 4 9pm
Well Friday night for me is all about watching great TV and great laughs This is the perfect Friday night TV show which all the family can enjoy!


It's hard to laugh at Eastenders this week - there was great acting from Whitney Dean which is something I though I would never be writing
Jay came back which is great there can never be enough moody teenagers in a show!
Billy showed he wasn't silly by throwing his weight around at the funeral parlour well his surname is Mitchell after all!!

Coronation street
Pheelan is trying to win over Eileen with a holiday! Let's hope it's a one way ticket!
Things are hotting up in the Platt household. David the demented is probably my favourite character at the moment!
I wish Tyrone and Fizz were in it more! They are the funniest soap couple on TV at the moment!

Fair city
Well after this week it should be called 'affair city', doormat has changed from mild mannered accountant to expect in all things criminal! The real crime is the ridiculous storyline.

That's it for this weeks Tadhg TV enjoy your week

Friday, October 7, 2016

Update 8th October

Welcome to another stellar edition of Tadhg TV

TV 3 8pm
X factor
This year is a Spacial year for the X factor as they start the live show because instead of the 1 novelty singer there are at least 3! It seems that the ability to generate viewers is more important then the ability to sing this year!

RTE   2 7pm
International Football
We will all be cheering on the boys in green and hope we leave Moldova green with envy when we beat them 5-0

Luke cage
This a new Netflix show based on the marvel character Luke Cage which looks very good! Netflix have more leeway when it comes too censorship so this is the uncaged version of the show if you will.

3E UFC 9pm
Speaking of cages it's time for another UFC pay per view now this is shown live at 3 AM on Saturday night/ Sunday morning but now the ally is closed there is nowhere ya can watch it live In Boyle anymore.

The Missing
This is the follow up to the hit show of last year! Hopefully a few hundred viewers won't be missing by the time episode 2 airs!

ITV 8:30
For the love of dogs
This show was recommended to me by my 4 legged friend Blondie Dooley! It is a great show about rehoming abandoned dogs hosted by one of my favourite presenters Paul O'Grady! It's really a savage show!

Channel 4. 10pm
The Last Leg
Well it's great to see this brilliant show back on our screens now like myself this show is not for the easily offended


The square was full of joy and laugher this week! Not So Jane is improving at least pity the actress who plays her isn't improving as an actress.
Phil is on his death bed for the 100 time I think. Finally Stacey and martin fowler are very happy in their new house which means more then likely one of them will be killed off Christmas Day!

Coronation street
Come on Eileen do something before it's too late! The only time Pheelan isn't doing is going around with I am a Conman written on his forehead.
David Platt got attacked and apparently les Dennis surveys 100 residents and asked Gail for the top 5 people she thinks attacked him!
Todd is a bad egg lying and cheating etc I reckon he would apply for the apprentice looking at this contestants he would probably end up winning it!

That's it for this week have a great weekend and an even better week.
Tiger !

Saturday, October 1, 2016

Tadhg TV update 1st October

Saturday Network 2 5pm
Saturday game
Well it's time to do it all again I hope mayo do it and i promise if Mayo win the all Ireland I will watch the late late show in it entirety for the whole month of October!

Sunday Utv 7pm
X factor
It's bootcamp week this week and it's getting good for a change! So who will get the boot? And will the rating get a boast! All will be revealed

Carrick cinema 8:30
The magnificent 7
Went to see this during the week it was excellent. The star of the movie was of course Denzel Washington! I though I'll include this movie as every cowboy knows a bandwagon when he sees one!

Tuesday Sky Atlantic 9pm
This TV show of course is based on the cult movie and stars Anthony Hopkins and Ed Harris it's definitely worth a look!

Wednesday Tv3 9::30
Pat Kenny Tonight
Yes Mr Personality is back on our screen with a new show I bet it will be serious crack with the plank!

Thursday BBC 1 9pm
The Apprentice
The best reality TV show of the lot is back with Lord Sugar and there is an Irish interest this year! PS for someone with the surname Sugar he is not very sweet!

Friday BBC 1 10:35
The Graham Norton Show
Another welcome return for the cheeky Cork Chappie himself I better watch him because if Mayo win the all Ireland I will keep my promise to watch that long string of Misery Tubbers


So if Dot Cotton losses the job with the residents of Albert Square have to wash there dirty Linen in Public
Phil Mitchell is on his death bed again he must be getting a loyalty card from the intensive care unit at this stage!
Finally Jane giving Stephen money to cash in the bank is like telling me not to touch the apple tart in the fridge!

Coronation street
Roy came up cropper this week!
Todd has a feeling the local builder is up to some dodgy dealing!
Maria has some unwanted attention as Caz is interested in more then just a wash and a blow dry!

That's is for the week
I just want to wish Boyle all the best in their Semi final on Sunday

Friday, September 23, 2016

Update 24th September

Welcome to Tadhg TV or Gogglebox Boyle Saturday Sky sports
Chelsea vs arsenal It's is the big one for the weekend the big gunners will be out

Rte 1 9:35
The fall
The show every lady In Ireland has fallen for! 'Something for everyone on this show' but you might think it's 50 shades of mundane!

Network 2 10:00 pm
Can't cope won't cope
RTE is to comedy as I am is to exercise in that's one or twice a year it is done correctly!

Sky 1 9:00
Mount Pleasant
some of the best British comedians around at the moment including Bobby Ball star in this laugh out loud comedy !

Network 2 10:55
Gotham - Rise Of The Villains
Well at long last network 2 decide to show the 2nd series of this brilliant show about Jim Gordon when he was starting out in the police of course you all know Gordon from the dark knight movie (check it out if you haven't seen it yet it's just fantastic ) Joining Jim is ' a schoolboy Bruce Wayne', Cat Woman ' Passion Ivy and of course The Penguin! The Joker is in it as well but is it the real joker???

TV3 9:30
Goggle box Ireland
Well the TV show where we watch people watch TV has come to Irish shore and you know it's not bad we have to remember the cast of Gogglebox UK are well established at this stage but one way of improving it would be to put me on it but seriously give it a chance!

Channel 4 9pm
Goggle Box
Well the daddy of them all is back and of course all your favourites are back too! mine has to be Leon he actually cracks me up! I hope Craig Cash is still doing the narration because it's proper order and he is very good at it!


So Sonia is leaving for I think for the 20th time at this stage!
Phil Mitchell is back on the booze well I would drink too if the actor who played by brother came back into the show for 2 weeks and got paid 10 times I get paid for a year's work!

Coronation Street
Pat Pheelan has to be the best villain of the year so far and a good actor!
There is a new character called Alex in the show and he's playing a blinder and I'm sure there will be loads more of him to come!

Fair City
Paul Brennan had a tough week!
His affair was rumbled, his daughter leaves Carrickstown for good and number one son organised local howyas the bishops to do a mock kidnapping and his bald! So missing girl Kathy is alive and been held hostage of course! You know all joking aside it's good at the moment if you disregard the quality of the acting of course!

Now everyone loves the great British bake off and the hearty serving of double entendre is an important part of the show so I want you all to send in the best double entendre you heard on the bake off and I will print and name the winning entry every week

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That's it for this week
All the very best